Every now and again I get one of those customers...without the referral work. I'm waiting on a call-back from a old couple returning from vacation within the next week or two. Spent a few hours total so far, with wasted trips and phone calls to plan out a small front garden and driveway border. Most of my time was spent listening to them argue and contradict one another. Finally said, "Let me know when you come to a consensus and then give me a call. If it hasn't snowed by then, I'll come over and install what you've decided on."
This whole sorry saga began back in the spring...