YOU MIGHT SHOOT ME IF I SUGGESTED THAT YOU .....
Here it is 10 below zero and there is foot of snow on the ground. If there ever was a case in which homicide was justifed, it just might be if I suggested that you sit down for a couple of hours and enjoy the awesome waterfall and pond that I built this summer.
Now I have enough holes in me all ready so before you run for your gun, let me tell you how I sit around in nothing but my bvd's when it is 10 below zero and there is foot of snow on the ground and I am enjoying my waterfall and pond. So here is how it is that Crazy Larry the Landscaper isn't all that crazy and homicide on him isn't justified. I never said where I was sitting or where I intend to build you a waterfall. I build 3 types of waterfalls, outside in the ground waterfalls, on a deck waterfals and indoor waterfalls and ponds. If I build you an indoor waterfall and pond, you can enjoy the beautiful sights of falling and flowing water and the beautiful and relaxing sound of water falling, 24/7/365, sitting in a comfortable couch in heated and air conditioned and bug proof comfort, in total privacy in your bvd's with your favorite woman in her bvd's getting ready to do what consenting adults sometimes do. Indoor waterfalls and ponds have many advantages that only they have. Every type of waterfall has it's unique set of advantages and disadvantages. In order to get 100% of the benefits and life enrichment that waterfalls and ponds give, you must get into all 4 types of waterfalls. Say what, Larry are you telling me that there is yet another type of waterfall? Well yes I am it is called a natural waterfall. If you want to see work done by the absolute best watwerfall builders, then you must get out and see the waterfalls that God or Mother Nature have built.
I am waterfall larry I am a highly competent landscaper and waterfall specialist and I am presently looking for a job with a company that wants to build the best and most awesome waterfalls possible. Email me today if you know a company that is as into waterfalls as I am.
paradisegardens333@yahoo.com or paradisegardens4u.com.