Thanks for the chuckle on #3. I had an interview with a guy similar to that - was a martial arts instructor. He went on to tell me about how he tries to teach kids to be stand up citizens, get out of bed and face the world...kick yourself in the butt if you have to, but make sure to work hard, always be on time, and have a good attitude. It would've impressed me if he wasn't 15 minutes late for the interview....
