I’m feeling like the guys Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson played against in White Men Can’t Jump.  You know, the ones who were saying “This is too damn easy!” when they were dunking over their opponents in a 2-on-2 tournament.

Remember my post from yesterday?  I received a response:

Hi Jeff,
I guess I have to hold off for now.  I talked to my husband who wants to do the yard himself and says we have no budget for a project.  Maybe in the future I will be able to contact you again!  Sorry!!!
(Name Withheld)

Looks like I was able to save my own life.  About 2 hours of it, anyway.

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